Welcome back to my disorganized thoughts while watching Game of Thrones! I’ve been waiting for this episode all week — especially with Emilia Clarke hyping it up. Obviously, I pulled out the biggest TV I could find (okay fine, it was my projector), because this deserved a cinematic moment.
Alright, let’s get into my real-time chaos:
1 NO. I said, RING THE BELLS!
2 Dany, babe… you’re spiraling. Did you have to kill Varys? Actually… maybe. That food scene was weird.
3 YES. Battle time! Go off, Grey Worm!
4 Wait—just ring the bells, everyone.
5 YES! (for now?)
6 Oh… oh no.
7 GREY WORM, STOP!
8 Jon, please, I need you to get it together.
9 Dany! Girl! Just go for the castle and chill. You’re doing too much.
10 Jon, handle these people. Please.
11 Arya 😭 — and the Hound?! What a moment. Also, wait… who else has green eyes??
12 Cersei, run girl, RUN.
13 ARYA?! Not like this! Not after all that! (Meanwhile, I’m nervously opening and closing my peanut can like it’s a stress ball.)
14 Arya, honey, breathe.
15 Jon, just leave.
16 She really killed that mom and daughter… wow.
17 WHAT?! She got burned by the dragon?!
18 Oh wait, never mind. False alarm.
19 And Cersei… that’s it? That’s the death we get? Too soft. I’m mad.
By the end, I was just sitting there like… okay, HBO, I feel the difference between your writing and the books. Dany has officially gone full villain, and someone’s gotta stop her.
Also — WHO has the green eyes?! I’m losing sleep over this. 😅
This episode gave me straight-up anxiety. I kept opening and closing my peanut can the whole time like it was gonna fix something. I’ve always said I’d be a Stark, and honestly, tonight just confirmed it. ❄️
Can’t wait for the finale (and the documentary!) — but until then, tell me in the comments: what house are you?
Cupcakes & Tea with Elizabeth 