Holy Honey Bunches of Oats, y’all — welcome to my chaotic thoughts about Episode 3! 🐉 I spent most of this episode trying to figure out who was fighting who, where everyone was, and if anyone could see through all that darkness. But here we go…
- Really?! They had to put Ghost front and center like that? Nope. I’m stressed already. Did he even survive?! I saw screenshots that say yes, but when I watched the preview… nada. I’m suspicious. 👀
- Grey Worm, please live. I’m begging you. You and Missandei deserve your beach retirement moment.
- Lady Lyanna Mormont — nooo 😭! The smallest warrior with the biggest courage. Who’s going to keep shaming grown men now?
- Arya, my queen, is out here kicking all kinds of undead ass. Honestly, not surprised.
- Knew it! The crypts were not safe. I’ve been saying this for weeks. The dead are literally rising, and y’all hid in the basement with the dead? Make it make sense.
- Also, Jon Snow, my dude — WHY are you walking so slow?! Move those legs!
- Dany almost died like three times, and every time I screamed, “OPE! Nope, she’s good.”
- Jon yelling at that dragon was both brave and dumb. I was like, “Sir, that’s a dragon, not a puppy.”
- And ARYA. My hero. Assassin. Legend. Where did she even come from at the end?! Like, ninja stealth level: 1000. That jump?! I gasped, yelled, maybe threw a pillow.
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You absolute bad bitch. 🙌
Closing Thoughts
Okay, okay — that was wild. I’m still recovering. I’m convinced Arya is the only reason anyone survived. I hope she’s the one to take down Cersei next (though I’m scared to hope for too much). And it does look like Grey Worm made it!
Until next time, my fellow anxious Thrones watchers — may your torches stay lit and your faves stay alive.
Cupcakes & Tea with Elizabeth 